You make me sick
Wife to Husband: "You know you remind me of th...
Relationships Jokes
Too good to be true
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out ...
Mother of Six
A man has six children and is very proud of hi...
Last year, when the power mower was broken and wou
I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to ...
Parot on honeymoon
When Casey stated he was getting married, his ...
A quote on marriage
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her...
Garbage?
A man visited a woman when her husband was at ...
A quote on marriage
May you never leave your marriage alive.
Making Sandwiches
After going out with his girlfriend for a mont...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear...
A monastery
A monastery in the English countryside had fal...
Too ugly
After a night of heavy drinking, a man wakes u...
Coast Clear
It is 2 o'clock in the morning, a husband and ...
My wife was pregnant
Larry goes to see his travel agent.
"Hey Larr...
House Fire
A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the h...
Comitted Marriage
After 50 years of marriage, a couple decides t...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife c...
Can't Get One By Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner. Durin...
18 Things Not To Say
18 things not to say to your pregnant wife.1. ...
Well Done!
A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight ...
Two Cannibal
First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.
S...
Life begin?
Three men are arguing: "When does life begin?"...
RESIGNATION
I am hereby officially tendering my resignatio...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved...
A quote on marriage
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest o...