Larry goes to see his travel agent.
"Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?"
"Yes but I need to ask for something different"
"Go ahead ask me"
"You know last year you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was
pregnant"
"Yes but..."
" And the year before you suggested Bermuda and when I returned my wife was
pregnant"
"Yes but."
" And the year before that when I went to Bali and when I returned my wife was
pregnant"
" Yes"
"Well! Could you suggest something cheaper this year so that I can bring her
with me?"
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