It is 2 o'clock in the morning, a husband and wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings.
The husband picks it up and promptly slams it down after saying. "How the heck do I know, what am I, the weather man?"
His wife rolls over and asks, "who was that?"
The husband replies, "I don't know, some bloke who wanted to know if the coast was clear!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Editted by Curtis
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