When Casey stated he was getting married, his pet parrot was very upset & insisted on going on the honeymoon with the couple. "Okay, okay", his owner agreed to the bird, "You can come along, but I don't want you looking. You gotta promise that you'll look the other way when we're making love...and if you break your promise, you'll get nothing to eat!"Not wanting to be left at home, the parrot readily agreed.Before leaving on their honeymoon, Casey & his new bride were packing their suitcases, the man, out of breath, says to his wife, "I can't get it all in honey, you'll have to sit on it."She says, "No, that won't work, I'll get on top and press down.""No that's not gonna work, why don't we both get on top?"It's then that the parrot thinks to himself, "Food or no food...this I GOTTA see!"
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