After a night of heavy drinking, a man wakes up to find possibly the ugliest woman he�s ever seen sleeping beside him.
Petrified, he slips his arm out from under her, gets up and dresses as fast as he can.
Stopping only to leave $20 on the bureau, he begins to tiptoe out, but feels a tug on his pants leg.
Looking down, he sees a girl just as ugly as the one in the bed.
�What?� she asks with a toothless smile. �Nothing for the bridesmaid?�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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