The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.
The woman smiled, "So what?"
The neighbor was surprised, "It doesn't bother you that he's running around with those women?"
The woman replied, "I also have a little dog who chases cars and buses, too."
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