After 50 years of marriage, a couple decides to have a heart to heart talk on their anniversary. "I wanted you to know" says the gentleman, "that after all of this time, I have remained faithful to you. I would like to know if you have too. We've been together for a long time and I think we are strong enough for complete honesty."
"Well," says the lady, "remember that time that your business was failing and you needed that loan to keep it afloat? Well, how do you think I secured that loan for you?"
"Oh. Well...after that, we bounced back and prospered...I guess I should thank you for that. You saved my business. Is there anything else?"
"Well...remember when you had that near-fatal heart attack and need that European specialist to fly over and give you a heart transplant?"
"Yes", he replied.
"How do you think I was able to convince him to come over?"
"Wow. If it wasn't for that operation, I'd be dead right now. I can't be mad about that...you saved my life! Uh...anything else?"
"Ummm...remember that time you were running for the President of the country club and you needed those 47 votes to win....."
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