Rednecks Jokes

Rednecks Jokes

Redneck circumcision


How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sis...

Things You'll Never Hear a Southerner Say


34 Things You'll Absolutely Never Hear a South...

A letter from an Ark


Dear Son:Your Paw has a job. It's the first on...

You might be a Redneck if..


You refer to your mother and mother in-law as ...

U might be a redneck


u might be a redneck if u have ever compared t...

Redneck quickies 15


You might be a redneck if...You have started a...

Expensive Fishing Tr


Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They re...

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME


--A centerpiece for the table should never be ...

You might be a redneck


You're a redneck if... -You have more fingers ...

You think Hamlet is on


You think Hamlet is on the McDonald's breakfas...

Redneck quickies 3


You might be a redneck if...


You've totaled ...

You might be a redneck if... possum


There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in...

How funny


you mite be a red neck if your cruse controle ...

100 pound pig


Mike Mooney A Yankee was driving through the s...

The number of times you've


The number of times you've seen either Elvis o...

You have the policeman hold


You have the policeman hold your beer while yo...

Redneck quickies 33


You might be a redneck if...When you put your ...

You have spent more on


You have spent more on your pickup truck than ...

This is just hularius


YOU MAMA GOT SO MANY GAPS IN HER MOUTH SHE SAY...

You might be a redneck if...sideburns


You grow your sideburns longer and fuller beca...

Things you wouldn't hear a southerner say


We don't keep firearms in this house.


Has a...

City code enforcement officers use


City code enforcement officers use your proper...

Ventriloquist Cowboy


A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and sa...

You're a redneck ... your mama can back


You're a redneck if .... Your mama can back do...

Still married


How can you tell if a redneck is married?


Th...