--A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a
taxidermist.
--Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners
are.
--Be considerate of your guests. Point out in advance where the
injury-threatening springs are located on the sofa.
--If your dog falls in love with a guest's leg, have the decency to leave them
alone for a few minutes.
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