Rednecks Jokes

Rednecks Jokes

You might be a redneck if...jeans


You prefer to walk the excess length off your ...

Redneck quickies 4


You might be a redneck if...Fewer than half of...

Why is a hunter good in bed?


Q. Why is a hunter good in bed?


A. Becuse he...

You're a redneck ... when you see a


You're a redneck if.... When you see a sign th...

You're a redneck ... you are known for


You're a redneck if .... You are known for you...

Old Zeek


Here in the Kentucky hills, you don't see too ...

Redneck Riddle


What has ten teeth and is thrity feet long? An...

ID?


An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup ...

You might be a redneck if... tooth


You've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented b


How do you know that the toothbrush was invent...

Lawyer and a redneck


A big shot city lawyer and a redneck got into ...

Redneck Baby


You might be a redneck if your baby's first wo...

You've ever worn shorts to


You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.You ...

The neighbors started a petition


The neighbors started a petition over your Chr...

You're a redneck ... your dog can't watch


You're a redneck if.... Your dog can't watch y...

DINING OUT


--When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt...

More Redneck One-liners!


You just might be a Redneck if:


You've ever ...

You might be a redneck if...sideburns


You grow your sideburns longer and fuller beca...

Redneck Family Values


You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year...

Yo momma so fat


Yo momma so fat she put on a yellow bathing su...

That's Sick


A good ol' boy walked over to a good looking g...

Redneck Theft


You might be a redneck if you are working at a...

You might be a redneck if...


you have a complete salad bowl set with the wo...

You Might Be A Redne


You might be a redneck if your truck's roof is...

You ever spent the night


You ever spent the night in the bed of your tr...