Rednecks Jokes

Rednecks Jokes

You're a redneck ... you have more than


You're a redneck if.... You have more than two...

I want my dollar back!


a rednek goes to a mart and wins 20 million da...

You have ever had deer


You have ever had deer graze in your front yar...

Yo Momma so fat


Your momma's so fat she can be classified as M...

You've been to a funeral


You've been to a funeral and there were more p...

You're a redneck ... you have to honk


You're a redneck if .... You have to honk the ...

Hillbilly virgin


What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin?
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You're a redneck ... the buffo hotline limits


You're a redneck if .... The UFO hotline limit...

You're a redneck ... you wear your ball


You're a redneck if.... You wear your ball cap...

You're a redneck ... you wish your outhouse


You're a redneck if .... You wish your outhous...

The first words out of


The first words out of your mouth every time y...

Southern Hospitality


How do you know when you're staying in a class...

You might be a redneck if... chain


Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.

You think you are an


You think you are an entrepreneur because of t...

Overturned Wagon


A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonlo...

You've ever climbed a water


You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucke...

You're a redneck ... you think the best


You're a redneck if.... You think the best way...

Redneck Murders


Howcome no one can solve redneck murders?


Be...

You're a redneck ... you hit a bump


You're a redneck if .... You hit a bump in the...

You use your fishing license


You use your fishing license as a form of I.D....

Gossip Backlash


The town gossip (and supervisor of the town's ...

Origins of the Toothbrush


Research had been going on for many years as t...

Your grandfather completely executes the


Your grandfather completely executes the "pull...

You just bought your family


You just bought your family their lst Atari ga...

You are a red neck if...


you are a red neck if you take your dog for a ...