Rat Jokes

Rat Jokes

A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar and asks for a bowl of c...

A joke told by my racist Grandfather.


In the city of Vienna Austria, there was a gro...

A years worth of jokes

Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...

Rat and a Mouse

Q:What's the difference between a mouse and a r...

a man walks into a giftshop.

he peruses the items until something out of the...

Cold Stew

A Man walks into a diner, he sees they have a s...

Welcome to the neighborhood

A fella working on Wall St. decides he has had ...

A professor turned up to the class with two rats in a cage..

The professor showed a large cage with a male r...

Musical Bar

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender s...

A guy walks into a chili restraunt...

... and orders a bowl of chili. "Sorry sir, but...

Looking to buy a frog?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ...

A man walks into a restaurant...

and sits down at the bar. He orders a bowl of c...

A Chinese joke translated to English

A lion is getting married in jungle. There is a...

A man is in bed with his wife when...

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a r...

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a r...

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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a r...

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique sho...

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop somewhere in Washington DC.

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique sho...

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique sho...