A fella working on Wall St. decides he has had enough of the rat race. He's made a lot of money, so he buys himself a piece of land way out in the boonies where his nearest neighbors will be miles away.
He's been living out there for a couple weeks, fixing up the old house and generally enjoying his solitude, when a pickup truck comes driving down the dirt road to his place. A grizzled old mountain man gets out of the truck, and says "Howdy neighbor."
"Please to meet you." says the fella, "Do you live nearby?"
"Yonder over that ridge, bout 10 miles." says the mountain man "I'm a invitin' you to a hootenanny, seeing as how you're new to these here parts."
"That's very kind of you, but, ah, what's a hootenany?" says the fella.
"Its a good ole time. There'll be drinkin' an a dancin', fightin' and a fuckin".
"Sure does sound like a good time, count me in!" says the fella. "How many people will be there?"
"I reckon it'll just be you an' me."
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