... and orders a bowl of chili. "Sorry sir, but we just sold our last bowl to that man over there." Said the cashier as he pointed to a man sitting at a table across the room.
The guy walks over to the man and notices has plenty of food and hasn't touched his chili.
"Hey, are you going to eat that chili?" He asked.
"Oh no. You can have it if you'd like it." The man responded.
The guy sits down and begins to eat the chili. When he gets to the bottom, he sees a dead rat in the bowl and throws up all of the chili back into the bowl.
The man across the table says "that's about as far as I got too."
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