A man walks into a bar and asks for a bowl of chilli.
The bartender tells him sorry I just sold the last bowl to the fellow next to you
The guy next to him says here you can have mine if you want it.
So he takes it and starts eating it, he gets about 2/3s of the way done and finds a dead rat, and throws up.
The guy next to him looks over and says that's about how far I got too.
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