Cold stew
A man walks into a diner, he see the special of...
Rat Jokes
Why is a rat and a jew alike?
you can find both running through the sewer aft...
Cold stew
A man walks into a diner, he see the special of...
A man is in court
A man is in court.
The Judges says,"on the 3r...
What do you call the opposite of a 'Hero Rat'?
An 'Infa-Mouse'
Three mice are sitting at a bar
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rou...
Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat?
She comes from verminy
Three Hobos...
...are walking along a railroad track in the ea...
Three rats in a bar.
Three rats are sitting in a bar. After a few dr...
The woman and her chili.
A man walks into a bar and notices a woman sitt...
What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar.
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Why didn't the rat go to college?
It gotten eaten by the bear...and bears don't g...
Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames
and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch B...
Did you hear Jurassic World got shut down?
Apparently they found a crisp rat in the kitchen!
A man walks into a bar and makes a bet with a bartender.
"I'll show you a trick, and if you think the tr...
Tarzán a un ratón
¿Qué le dice Tarzán a un ratón?
- ¡Tan pequeño ...
A chili connoisseur heard of a new restaurant with the best chili in the world...
The restaurant happens to be about four hours a...
Old Irish Joke
Tríar manach do·rat díultad dont ṡaegul.
Tíagai...
What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?
NEED MORE GAINS
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown.
He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.
He ...
I'm in a band called Arrogant Rat
We're like Modest Mouse but way better
hey wat was lenard nimoys favorite pet
william ratner his rat
Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?
Because he's not a rat.
The prescription
A lady walks up to the pharmacist and ask to bu...