Rat Jokes

Rat Jokes

Un gato naco y pobre


Un gato naco y pobre y una gata fresa y presum...

Famous Last Words


* It's fireproof.
* He's probably just hibern...

Replacing lab rats with lawyers


The National Institute of Health (NIH) announc...

Employee of the Month


These individual quotes were reportedly taken ...

Redneck Jedi


You might be a redneck Jedi if...Your Jedi rob...

Just when you thought you


Just when you thought you were winning the rat...

Looking to buy a frog?


A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender,...

Great lines from job evaluations!


1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
...

Dave Barry On College


College is basically a bunch of rooms where yo...

Great lines from job evaluations!


1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
...

Your birth announcement included the


Your birth announcement included the word "rug...

List of Funny Insults!


If you can't live without me, why aren't you d...

The police officer's Christmas


Twas the night before Christmasand throughout ...

Your wife has ever burned


Your wife has ever burned out an electric razo...

�Lo que hacemos por ser


�Lo que hacemos por ser Ingenieros de Sistemas...

Performance Reviews


These individual quotes were reportedly taken ...

Mighty mouse


Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty ro...

Age...


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is option...

Estos eran dos ratones que


Estos eran dos ratones que andaban por la carr...

Golden Rat

A man walked into a curio store and was shoppin...

The Young Cowboy

A young cowboy walked into a seedy cafe in a sm...

Worst Time

Q: What's the worst time to be a rat or a mouse...

Funny

Yo momma is so poor, that when I went to her ho...

People's Final Words...

I'll get a world record for this.

It's fire...

Pied Piper 2.0?

A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Tex...