Rat Jokes

Rat Jokes

To Identify Where Drivers Are From


One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
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Rats


A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Franc...

Employee evaluations.


Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:...

French in Scotland


One cold December day, a French tourist in Sco...

In the courtroom...


A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd...

The Brass Rat


A man, visiting San Francisco, noticed a musty...

Read it on the net


I was on my way to the post office to pick up ...

Excuses


1991 -- A Montana State University chemistry p...

The Brass Rat


A man walked into a curio store and was lookin...

Bronze sculptures


A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique sh...

Experimenting on rats


At a convention of biological scientists one r...

Redneck quickies 24


You might be a redneck if...


You've ever hit...

The physician


A physician walked into an antique store, and ...

Federal Employee Evaluation


1. Works well only when under constant supervi...

The Top 12 Signs the Year of the Rabbit Has Begun


12> Glenn Close's corpse found floating in ...

Even if you win the


Even if you win the rat race, you're still a r...

If "fortification" means a very


If "fortification" means a very large fort, wh...

Job Performance Reviews


These are actual quotes taken from job perform...

Drivers Identity by Location


How to identify where a driver is from...


On...

ratz


What has A Tail, Big Nose and a Trunk??


A ra...

You Might Be a Redneck If...


- You think "loading the dishwasher" means get...

The little dog from Mexico


Sam stayed with his grandmother when his paren...

In the courtroom...


A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd...

The Top 17 Indications Your Family May Be Dysfunctional


17> New bill to ban assault weapons specifi...

Insults


If you can't live without me, why aren't you d...