A man was driving his car down the road, when all of a sudden the Easter Bunny popped out. The man tried to swerve in order to avoid the Easter Bunny, but it was to no avail. His basket flew into the air and scattered the eggs all over the side of the road.
The man pulled his car over, visibly upset and started crying. A woman saw this and pulled over. She asked what was wrong.
The man said, "I think I accidentally killed the Easter Bunny with my car."
The woman thought for a second, went back to her car and returned with a spray can. She proceeded to empty its contents on the rabbit.
A few moments later the Easter Bunny sprang up, gathered his eggs, waved to the man and woman and hopped down the road. A little ways down he turned around again and waved back and the two. He continued to hop, turn, and wave all the way down the road.
The man asked the woman, " What was in that spray can?"
The woman read off the can, "Hair Spray: restores life to dead hair and adds permanent wave."
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