Sam, who just turned 86, goes to the doctor.
Doctor: How are you doing, Sam?
Sam: Good! I just married a beautiful 25 year old and we are now expecting our first child.
Doctor: Oh wow. That reminds me of something that happened to me recently.
Sam: Oh yeah? What?
Doctor: Well I was walking in the woods one day and I came across a rabbit. I lifted my walking stick, pointed it at the rabbit and yelled 'BANG!' Suddenly the rabbit fell over, dead. What do you think about that, Sam?
*Sam thinks for a minute*
Sam: Well, I think somebody else must have shot that rabbit!
Doctor: My point exactly!
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