What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
Rabbit Jokes
The doctor and the bunny (clean)
A doctor is driving home one dark and stormy ni...
Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?
Because it was Frigid
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
It's unlucky to glance over your shoulder while wearing a sweater made of rabbit wool...
Don't look back in angora.
I used to have a rabbit farm.
It was a hare raising experience.
Two rabbits are getting it down one afternoon
the one rabbit says to the other
"This is fun,...
How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide behind a tree and make carrot sounds.
Bear with a dead list
The bear writes a death list. News of his death...
A rabbit ran wildly in the street Why are you running like mad? a bear asked
.Don't you know, they are now arresting all cam...
Once upon a time,there was this cute black rabbit...
...he used to breath from his arsehole.After a ...
A family of hunter-gatherers sits down to dinner
The daughter, the youngest member of the family...
Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew?
Warren Buffet!
There is a bear chasing a rabbit through the forrest...
They are neck and neck and the bear is almost a...
The King of Saudi Arabia is very concerned that an Arabic Oryx hasn't been seen all year...
The Oryx is of course a beautiful animal, and t...
Another blonde joke
Two blondes were analyzing some tracks. The fir...
Three men are lost in the woods
and they grow very hungry. After sitting around...
How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
Repost of true comment from r/AskReddit
About 8 years old...
My next door neighbour, Gl...
On earth: A magician puts his hand in his hat.
In the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. It is ti...
In the Hundred Acre Wood.
The assorted members of the Hundred Acre Wood a...
There is a job opening for Police officer in Ferguson Missouri...
A man applies and the Inspector says "These are...
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.. heh