What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall?
Art.
What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on a window?
Curt and Rod. [curtain rod]
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell [rustle]
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that is thrown out of a
boat?
Skip.
What do yo call a man with no arms and no legs in the floor?
Matt.
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