One day two little girls decided to go to the local sandwich
bar, to grab a bite to eat
"What are you going to have?" Milly asked Molly
"Oh, the tongue sandwich, i think" replied Molly
"Eeeeeeeer, I could never eat anything from an animals
mouth..you never can tell whats been in it"
"Oh, well what are you goung to have then?"
"Egg"
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