This guy was married to a woman named Lorraine for over twenty
years. He was, however, having an affair with a very beautiful
woman, names Cleerlie.
After having a secret romance for a year, Cleerlie finally said,
"Look, if you are not going to leave your wife, I'm outta here.
I've given you enough time!"
The guy decides to tell his wife Lorraine that their marriage is
over. She has no idea there is any problem. He take her to her
favorite place, the beach, to break the news to her. They walk
out on the rocks, and are standing there when a huge wave goes
over Lorraine and take her out to sea.
The guy look out to the water and sings, "I can see Cleerlie now,
Lorraine is gone!"
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