Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a ho...
Puns-word-play Jokes
The World's Greatest Cowboy
The World's Greatest Cowboy (wgc) was captured...
A Farmer and His Daughters
A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a s...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.
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Name tags
Oh sorry, i thought that was a braille name ta...
Gift for Snow White
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She ha...
Animal Crackers
If vegetarians dont eat meat, would they eat a...
Definitions
if you look in the dictionary there are loads ...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wear...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on M...
Beethoven in the park
A symphony orchestra is performing Beethoven's...
Artie
Tired of constantly being broke, and stuck in ...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speedin...
Bubbles
A duck walked into a courthouse.
"What is you...
The new French cook
The French will eat almost anything. A young c...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at ...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck...
Wat to call a pun
q:What do you call a pun thats been every wher...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when th...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Ma...
A very bad Gahndi pun
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the poin...
the haunted matres
Did you hear the one about the haunted matres?...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar an...
Producing a new gum
Two men were in the process of inventing a new...
Minister of defence
I hear that, shortly after becoming President ...