Story of a conductor
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orch...
Puns-word-play Jokes
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What ...
Visiting the lawyer
A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cous...
Found In Superman's Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?...
Lost in the Desert
Two friends get lost during a hiking trip thro...
Bell Ringer
There once was a man and his family that lived...
Indian having children
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom ...
The Clerk and the Raisin Bread
A general store owner hires a young female cle...
A Problem?
If a customer walked into a hardware store and...
A Sesamee Street bus
Once there was this bus which happened to be f...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinica...
Little fishy
A little fishy was swimming up river one day, ...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of ...
15 Things to Ponder...
1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of th...
A very happy psychic
I am not a believer in seances, but I went to ...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love 'em or hate 'em, it's Pun time. Puns, or ...
Pun
Aviod hangovers wear a bra.
Frog goes for a loan
A frog went to get a loan at a bank.The loan o...
Clean fish joke
What does a fish say when it swims into a conc...
Book Titles
America's Longest River By: Misses Hippy
Art...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer ...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over ...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her ...
Haha Cannibals
Two cannibals were eating a clown.One said to ...
Can't See
Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about...