Puns-word-play Jokes

Puns-word-play Jokes

grass houses


There was once a village that was all grass ho...

Chess


A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a ho...

Tuns of PunsGalore - Part II


I was having coffee at the golf course when I ...

At the Club.


So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but ...

A Burning Question!


Several elderly nuns were in their second floo...

The eyes have it


A man who lived in a block of flats thought it...

Pun contest


There was a man who entered a local paper's pu...

Eating The Dead Man!


Four men were stranded on a desert island. The...

The Indian Baby


It was a glorious day for the tribe. Three of ...

Witches Brew


What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub?


A...

Indian Pun! heehee


Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200...

Two Molecules


Two molecules are walking down the street and ...

Getting Screwed!


A traveler knocked on the door of the house wh...

Who's Pig


Jenny and John went to the Market to buy some ...

Dental Buddhism


Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused hi...

Getting the Recipe


Here is a story about a famous food critic's r...

Faux Fun--groaner deluxe


JUST FAUX FUN


"Can you loan me faux dollars...

Coffee


Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.


Yes sir...

An elephant and turtle


An elephant was drinking out of a river one da...

A Shaggy Bear Story


Two guys were walking in the woods one day, an...

Blind deer jokes


What do you call a deer with no eyes?


No eye...

Smoooth


A little girl is very bored in her house when ...

Neutron Walks into a Bar...


A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a dri...

Elmo


What was the last thing they gave to Elmo befo...

General's Funeral


The famous general died and his ashes were to ...