An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over.
The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says: "Ma'am it looks like you blew a seal."
The Alaskan woman replies wiping her face: "No, it's just Mayonaise."
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