15 Things to Ponder...


1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
2. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
3. When companies ship styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
4. Why do they report power outages on TV?
5. How do they get the deer to cross at yellow road sign?
6. Why does the sign saying " Slow Children" have a picture of a
running child?
7. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
8. Why do psychics have to ask your name?
9. If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of
congress?
10. Why are wrong numbers never busy?
11. What is another word for thesaurus?
12. How do you know you've ran out of invisible ink?
13. Olive oil comes from olives, and whale oil comes from
whales, where does baby oil come from?
14. Why is a building called a building after it's completed?
Shouldn't it be called a built?
15. Why do we park on driveways, but drive on parkways?

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