Lost in the Desert

Two friends get lost during a hiking trip through the desert. Several days later they are dehydrated, exhausted and starving.

Out of nowhere, they see a tree in the distance that appears to be covered with bacon. One guy sprints ahead, only to be gunned down in a hail of gunfire.

"Run!" the dying man yells out. "It's not a bacon tree. It's a ham bush!"

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