The dog and neutron


A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

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