Ladder to Success


One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into
the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was
never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb.
Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this
rather large, homely woman lying here on a cloud.


She spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"


Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he
continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and
found a thinner, cuter woman than before.


She also spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"


Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb.
On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman
with not so bad of a figure.


She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"


Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and
deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous,
lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.


"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily
whispered.


Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed got the best of
him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or
similar. Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind
him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker-looking
guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward
Harry.


Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"


The biker answers, "I'm Cess."

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