Puns-word-play Jokes

Puns-word-play Jokes

A maharajah of India


The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a r...

Complimentary Nuts


A guy is sitting at a bar eating the nuts in t...

Johnny Gets Out


For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10...

Eskimo Pun


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, bu...

Tuns of Puns! Part V


What's the difference between boogers and broc...

Trying to fix a clock


Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops work...

PUNS: The Stock Market Report


Today's Stock Market ReportHelium was up, feat...

The Great Invasion


A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and f...

Farmer milks a cow


A farmer was milking his cow. He was just star...

Three Strings


These three strings were having a hard time on...

Definition of Panda


A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders...

I'll Give You A Cookie


One day Johnny and Katie were outside playing ...

Cds


one day i was eating my girl out & i said ...

He's Not Coming Out!


This girl was riding in a car with her boyfrie...

The new rhea farmer


A computer programmer, bored with his job, dec...

Puns (Will you ever forgive me?)


(or will I ever forgive myself?)They say that ...

Ducks in Heaven


Three ladies died and went to heaven. An Angel...

Solid pun


A roller blader was whizzing down the sidewalk...

The Chicken's


What did the baby chick say to his mummy when ...

Infertility problem


A man and a woman had been married for ten yea...

Professor


This just in:
A well known college professor ...

New Coin


A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced tha...

Tennis Elbow


There was a man walking on a road when he saw ...

Hellman mayonnaise


Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellm...

An incredible inventor


He was an inventor of note. He created a big ...