There is a man in a bar who has three bottles of beer. He takes
a gulp from one, then the other, and the other over and over
again. The bartender sees this and asks him why he is doing it.
The man replies saying,"My two brothers and I made a pact that
we would drink a beer for each other."
"Oh" As time went by it seemed to become a ritual. Then one day
the man only had two beers instead of 3. The same bartender
asked him,"why are you only drinking two instead of three?" The
man said,"I quit drinking."
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