Murphy's Friends Laws

Okay, you've heard of Murphy's famous Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. There are many other related Laws, as well. Here are some:After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. --Lorenz's Law of Mechanical RepairIdentical parts aren't. --Beach's LawAny tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner. --Anthony's Law of the WorkshopNothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come. --Tussman's LawIf it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. --Lowery's LawThe solution to a problem changes the problem. --Peer's LawThere is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. --William's LawHandy Guide to Modern Science: 1. If it's green or it wiggles, it's Biology. 2. If it stinks, it's Chemistry. 3. If it doesn't work, it's Physics.Machines should work. People should think. --IBM's Pollyanna Principle:The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage - management. --The Dilbert PrincipleThe first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. --Ehrlich's LawIt is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry. --Ralph's ObservationIf you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. --Cannon's CommentThinly sliced cabbage. --Cole's Law