Puns-word-play Jokes

Puns-word-play Jokes

Helping out the knight


Sir Edgbert, knight of the realm, was hurrying...

Meet together again


Two young men were out in the woods on a campi...

What's this?


These work best as visual jokes to other peopl...

Termite


A termite walks into a bar and asks:
"is the ...

Cockroach at the door.


A man was sitting at home one evening, when th...

My Aunt


Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my...

The Snail


A few years back, there was a depressed snail....

Engaged To Kate and Edith


An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pret...

Amal and Juan Separated at birth


A woman has twins, and gives them up for adopt...

Lesser Of Two Evils


Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, on...

The Wedding Night


A young couple get married and they have never...

Early Birds


Very early one morning two birds are sitting a...

CIA Agents and Bathroom


Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go t...

CHERRY HEAD


Imagine what is happening!
Put 2 cherrys on y...

Beethoven!


A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveya...

Athletes


If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astron...

Transylvania vacation


Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationi...

Fat vs. Virgin (pun alert!)


What's the difference between a fat lady and a...

Hotels


These three guys wanted to rent a hotel, the h...

Pickle of a river


Once upon a time, a little boy lived by a rive...

Unit Conversions


For those trying to figure out how to convert ...

Bill Collector


WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS U...

The Broken Clock


Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops workin...

A Dirty Joke


A white horse jumped into a pile of mud.


Not...

Hard working Penny


Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, ...