Johnny Gets Out

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one but the
mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her
job. There's no way we can afford it."


The next day, the father sees Little Johnny heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you
going?"


Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night
and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell
you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if
I'm going to stick around here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage and no transportation."