One day a girl asked her dad, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" to which the father replied, "Well, Rose, after you were born, a rose pedal landed on your head, so we named you Rose." His other daughter then asked, "Daddy, why is my name Snowflake?" to which the father replied, "Well, Snowflake, after you were born, a snowflake landed on your head, so we named you Snowflake."
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