2 elderly couples meet up one afternoon
The 2 husbands are chatting about what they've ...
Plant Jokes
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when...
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conv...
What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?
A collieflower
A man using Apple maps walks into a bar...
Or maybe it was a hospital? Or possibly a church?
Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ...
... however they decided "iTouch Kids" was not ...
A girl asks her father...
A girl asks her father, "Why was I called viole...
what is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
A dad saw his son had a swollen nosr
"Why is your nose swollen?" the dad asked.
Th...
What did the religious pear say to the grape that lost his wife?
"Everything happens for a raisin"
An apple vendor who keeps his promise.
A man walks up to an apple vendor to see what t...
2 old men with alzheimer's are chatting about the good old day's
The one askes the other
'What's the name of th...
Iggy Azalea may not be the best singer...
but she certainly is the fanciest
In titanic Jack could of lived.....
But Rose just like taking more wood than she sh...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I was at my local NHS hospital the other day wh...
Two peanuts were walking down the street..
Peanut 1: “I can’t believe Jerry from accountin...
What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get...
I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s.
(Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/commen...
An elderly man in Louisiana ...
... had owned a large farm for several years. H...
Searched for a PI service in my area...
Got a delicious apple in the correct geometric ...
A ducking asks her mother why she is named Rose
Her mother says, "Well, when you were a baby a ...
I heard apple was going straight to the iPhone 7
I guess it won't be very 6s-ful
I just put on a Apple sticker to my Toshiba laptop..
.. so it's now called a Macintoshiba!
Scientists discovered traces of cannabis on pipes found in William Shakespeare's garden.
They also later discovered 2 of his unfinished ...
Finally, GOOGLE will be firmly AHEAD of APPLE...
...ALPHABETICALLY :)
Toast at a Wedding
"May you live as long as you want and not want ...