What's the best feature of Apple Pencil?
You don't need to sharpen it.
Plant Jokes
Apple's latest phone is going to be a hit.
It's the iPhone Success.
Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend
I guess you can say it was a 6S
Congratulations Apple on releasing the new 6s
I bet it's going to be a big 6s.
Three girls walked up to their mother
Girl 1: "mom why is my name butterfly?"
Mom: "...
A kid asks his mother about his cousins...
"Mommy, why is my cousin named Rose?"
The moth...
LOL : No love from Apple
Here is the back story , I have an app called "...
The Greek Legal System
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at...
If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol...,
....but there's plenty of Apple Jews.
I used to be afraid of gardening...
...but then I decided to grow a pear.
The Smiths invite the Jones' over for dinner...
After dinner, Mrs. Smith is cleaning dishes in ...
Do you think Apple will ever branch out into baked goods?
Because... iDonut.
Benedict Arnold's boy pointed out the front window
...and pointed at a maple. "Look daddy, a bush,...
What’s harder to bake than six apple pies?
Six million apple pies.
A mother has two daughters and a son.
A mother has two daughters and a son. One day h...
A friend of ours is practicing baking apple pies.
She brings them over to our house and later ask...
Apple is reinventing the wheel.
It's going to be Revolutionary!
What did the constipated Apple fanboy do?
He worked it out with his Pencil..........
Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?
For the watch
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow White's cherry.
Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro.
There is no point.
New Girlfriend (51)
(*pensively*):
Hmmm, I guess things are reall...
Here's a nerdy joke:
If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you takin...
After watching today's Apple event, I can confirm the new iPhone will not be a failure.
In fact, it'll be a huge 6S.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but a bowl of beans keeps everyone at bay.