Her mother says, "Well, when you were a baby a rose fell on your head, and it was so cute I just had to name you Rose." Then one of her siblings comes up to her mother and says, "Mommy, why am I named Tulip?" And her mother says "When you were a baby a Tulip fell on your head and it was so cute I had to name you Tulip." Then a third duckling came up to its mother and said "haablllaaaab shlooo aaaah" She says, "Shut up, Brick"
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