An apple vendor who keeps his promise.

A man walks up to an apple vendor to see what the guy is selling. On the back of his cart, on a shelf behind him, are 3 amazingly lovely apples. The most amazing apples he had ever seen.

The man asked, "How much for that apple right there on the left?"

"That one? That is very special apple. I couldn't let that one go for less than $300," said the vendor.

"$300?! What's so special about it?"

"Well, you see, that apple tastes just like a milky way bar."

The man buys the apple and takes a bite, "Wow! That tastes just like a milky way!"

The apple vendor says, "Told ya!"

The man points to the second one and says, "So what's the deal with that one?"

"That one is even more special. I couldn't let it go for less than $600."

"Why's that?" He asked.

"Because that one tastes just like a strawberry sundae."

The man buys the apple and takes a bite. "WOW! That really does taste like a strawberry sundae!"

"See," the vendor said, "I told ya!"

The man noticed the last one and it was more beautiful than the other two. "How much for that one," he said.

"That one," the vendor said, "I couldn't let that one go for less than $1,000. It's the most special of them all."

"Why what does it taste like," the man said eagerly.

"That one tastes just like Donald Trump."

The man, shocked, quickly buys the apple and takes a bite and quickly turns his head and spits it out on to the ground. "BLEEEEECH! THAT TASTES LIKE RAW SHIT!"

The apple vendor says, "See? I told ya!"