So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh....
Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete...
Plant Jokes
What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?
You owe Eve an O.
Guy selling apple seeds at street...
Police officer came and asked him what is he do...
Possible theory on the Twin Towers
I know it's a sensitive moment/memory in U.S. h...
An old Jewish couple
An old Jewish husband and wife went to visit Is...
A man and his ever-nagging wife are on vacation in Jerusalem
While they were there, the wife passed away. Th...
A bear climbs a tree....
a bird sitting in the tree asks "Hey, Bear, why...
A collection of OC jokes!
Well I hope they're funny, anyway. The past few...
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
We all know the joke "What is worse than findin...
Apple have begun making prison guards...
Apparently they like to lock up.
Show you were thinking
The teacher told the students that they were go...
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.
What's worse than that?
TWO wo...
How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to m...
Pete Rose had a 90 second ovation at the all star game. It brought a tear to his eye....
Because he took the over.
There is only one true way to make your pancakes more metal
Start referring to maple syrup as tree blood.
Wana hear a Canadian joke?
Toronto maple leafs.
People who put the punchline in the title
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals
to increase their diversity...
... "You are all...
A student walks into class late and the teacher asks where he has been. The student replies "I was laying naked on top of Cherry Hill."
A few minutes later a second student walks in a...
The kid is not Esus
Although he was born years ago in Bethlehem.
H...
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
That rose's name? Albert Einstein.
A Well-Argued Court Case
The beauty of a language and the art of constru...
I just bought a book from Apple
The beginning was iOpening