How do stoners travel?
On the canna-bus.
Plant Jokes
Pineapple Jokes
When is an apple not an apple?
Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?
His lily died
A calf asked her mother...
"Mama, how did I get my name?"
The mother res...
The old farmer
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fi...
when life gives you lemons
make apple juice, then sit back and let the wor...
What do you get when cross religion with apples?
Apple Jews.
What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
I grew up in a rough part of town...
The local youths used to cover me in chocolate ...
Just thought of this one.
Two guys are sitting in a bar. One of them is g...
Star trek predicting future technology?
How do we know apple won't be around long?
Be...
How come Apple-products have so small transistors?
Children have very small hands
Chris Christie's favorite bands...
1. Iron and Wine
2. The Lovin’ Spoonful
3. Blac...
Apple products of late is a crime against good design
The iPhone battery case should be charged as an...
Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
At the Apple Store
At the apple store talking with a sales guy:
*...
Minnie asked Mickey
Minnie asked Mickey
Are you F*****g Crazy
Micke...
Apple Store robbed
The Apple Store in Regents Street, London, was ...
Grandma's Password
My 100 year old grandma asked me to set up a se...
Three sportsmen from England , Spain and Canada decide to play a game.
They put an apple in each other's head and try ...
Recently, a large corporation hired
several cannibals to increase their diversity.....
Three Daughters
One day a girl comes up to her mom and asks her...