Why a pirate could not spell iris?
He had only one 'i'
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Latvian were arguing about the nationality of Adam and Eve.
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One fine day..
One fine day in the middle of the night
two de...
Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me
It's not my fault they don't have Windows
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Sad iPad
Why was the iPad sad?
Someone took a bite out ...
Do you know why there's no Apple wireless charger?
Because they can't decide what exactly should b...
An elderly man was at a dinner party
An elderly man at a dinner party was telling a ...
Apple, the FBI, and John McAfee are sitting in an office...
Only two were invited, but the third one got in...
What do you call an orphan named Rose?
Self-raising flour
An apple a day
Keeps the government away
If Apple makes a car,
There won't be any windows in it.
What did Kanye say when he met Amber Rose?
Can I get your digit?
Blonde goes to market
She sees old man selling apple seeds for $5 a p...
What is the difference between an apple and an orange?
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Roses are red violet are blue
I dream I eat potato
wake up with no shoe
p...
If you watch an Apple store get robbed...
Are you an iWitness?
What do you call a fake Apple product?
An i-phony