"Mama, how did I get my name?"
The mother responded,
"Well Rose, when you were born, a rose petal dropped on your head, and I decided to call you Rose."
Another calf walked up to the cow and asked,
"Mama, how did I get MY name?"
The mother responded,
"Well Daisy, when you were born, a daisy petal dropped onto your head, and I decided to call you Daisy."
A third calf walked up to the mother and said, "asdspignjeijgnbsjnadsiuhasdfjnig."
The mother responded,
"Shut up Cinderblock!!"
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