Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?
For the watch .
Plant Jokes
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Donald Trump.
How do terrorists like their apple pie?
Allah mode.
Saying the right thing, at the right time
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attend...
How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?
The screen stays black when you check the time.
An apple a day keeps doctor away...
... so do the sticks and stones.
Everyone is like happy 2016 and Apple is like:
Happy 2015s!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
World War II.
I was at the Apple store
The Employee recommended the iPhone 6S. I said ...
A monkey climbs a banana tree
So a monkey climbs a banana tree one day and is...
If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car...
Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of t...
What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
Who keeps the children?
A man and his young wife were in divorce court,...
Someone told me that when there is a tornado, to hide in a location without windows.
Such as a bathroom or basement. Replied that an...
What do you call Apple's next beauty product?
The iLiner.
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
Half a worm in your apple.
What's worse than h...
A is for Apple
A is for Apple
- Hester Pryne
The mean Apple Store manager
He's a real apphole.
What did the pervert get for Christmas?
A partial in a pear tree.
Security is going to be heightened at all showings of Star Wars..........
out of the fear of all apple geniuses and IT te...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
ISIS. Definitely ISIS.
BREAKING: Police are trying to rescue a cow lost in a cannabis field.
The steaks have never been higher.
Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him...
he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would
The real reason there's an angel on the top of the Christmas tree.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the tr...