Two guys are sitting in a bar. One of them is getting close to receiving his doctorate, and he loves apples. So while the second guy is chugging a pitcher of beer, the other guy is snacking on a Granny Smith apple.
"Hey, I've been pretty sick recently, but I'm feeling better." Apple Guy spoke up.
"Well, you know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!" Beer Chugger quotes.
Apple Guy never got his PhD....
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