At the apple store talking with a sales guy:
**Me:** I noticed you guys changed your shirts from blue to red, how come?
**Sales guy:** I don't know, I think they just wanted to change it up.
**Me:** Maybe it's because with red shirts you're...expendable.
**Sales guy:** -_-
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