Three sportsmen from England , Spain and Canada decide to play a game.

They put an apple in each other's head and try to decide who's the best archer amongst them.
The Englishman starts by putting an apple into Spanishman's head. Before he aims , the englishman shouts: "I'm Robin Hood" and then succeeds cutting the apple in half.
Now it's Spanishman's turn to aim the apple on Canadian's head. As he is about to throw the arrow he says: "I'm Guglielmo Tell". He succeeds too.
The Canadian's turn comes and as he aims the apple above Englishman's head he says the words in half-voice: "I'm sorry".

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